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Anonymous asked:
you ever been milked big time?
I was the only almond at Silk for 5 years
ok so a love shack is basically like a little old place where we can get together essentially
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why does a bidet have a maximum setting this bitch almost split me in half
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This is how the ancient Spartans would speak to each other in battle
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there will never be a funnier visual gag to me than someone falling over and immediately exploding like they stepped on a landmine
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gay men after doing the worst Jennifer Coolidge impression you’ve ever heard
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